Why are there no Enhancement Shaman blogs? I've searched high and low for information or competitors to worry about, and there are still people with Tempest Keep strategies up on their site, back when Spirit Wolves were a gleam in an ambitious game designers eye and we actually wore leather to be competitive dps.
Really? No Enhancement blogs? Not a one?
Ten classes, three specs: Thirty total specs is a lot, although nobody is writing about Beast Mastery, and if they are they shouldn't be. We're actually an incredibly complex class statwise, which is probably why we don't have a dedicated blog other than the Elitist Jerks thread.
I mean, are we too busy running Rawr simulations to give a shit what is going on with the class? I've met some pretty stupid Shaman, I must admit, but do you mean to imply there's nobody out there than can form a couple coherent sentences on why Armor Penetration sucks, Elemental Shaman are pussies, Shock and Awe is the greatest addon ever, and being melee dps is harder than you fucking think?
No longer, baby. This will not stand.
Truthfully, i'm going to pen this for my own selfish, sinister purposes: track the evolution of the class, build up an impressive big-ass writing sample so I can sell out like some of the more popular blogs, relentlessly harass hunters and Elemental Shaman, and entertain your Stormstriking, Lava-Bursting, Feral Spiriting asses in between.
They say in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king...
...all hail the motherfucking Cyclops!
More later...
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